Competitive Renovator
I’ve always had this competitive streak. In high school, I channelled it into smashing grades in every subject, including an additional maths unit that I wasn’t required to take for …
Justified Bird Punishment
They say that birds sing to attract mates, but seriously, do they expect us to believe that? There’s a gajillion birds in the world, all singing at the same time; …
Secret Frosted Paradise
Yesterday I discovered a whole new floor at my uni. So, that’s pretty exciting, because I was convinced that it only went up to the fifth floor and then boom. …
Just a Rust Heap
This internet thing is nice and all, but when are we going to be able to take physical possessions and store them in the cloud? It’s a new day! There’s …
The Ancestral Shrubbery
Ever since I moved out of home 15 years ago, my mum has been at me to plant a gardenia – something to do with my grandmother’s wedding bouquet, or …
More Cars, More!
Honestly, I think that British show about baking had another season left in it. It might have been a blatant and egregious rip-off of The Great Australian Trade-Off, and sort …
Local Legend
I don’t know how people manage with little cars. I’m as much of a stickler for elegance as the next person, but I’m also one for being able to get …
Underwater Revelry
I wonder if, once we all move under the waves, we’ll have special underwater parties? I mean parties that are exclusively for people who live underwater, so we can get …
‘Tis the Season
Never thought I’d find it on the list. And yet, as I made my profile on Odd-Match and selected the drop-down box of interests, there it was: season alchemy. That …
My Inerudite Offspring
You know, sometimes I sit watching my kids, and I think…they’re morons. That doesn’t mean I love them any less, but they’re most definitely going to get horrible grades in …