Pie Baby
My grandmother always wanted to have a bakery, but it never happened. This was due to make factors, not least Europe being a complete dumpster fire for the better part …
Caught On Film
How was I to know that the office had installed a security camera? If I had known, I’d 100% have found somewhere else to sleep. Rent avoidance is a good …
Traffic, for Freedom
Well, all my friends are buying houses. As a discerning person, the only thing left to do is buy a home as well…um, somehow. You’d think working full-time and also …
Just Spooky Business
What did I say? We were in human class, having a wonderful lesson about the human hierarchy, how to refer to those of a different social standing to you and …
Suddenly, New Delhi
They say that you should consider a tattoo for at least a year before you have it applied to your skin. I respect that rule, but also think that you …
The Dying Light
For months now I’ve been suffering from a slight creative block. The show is coming along fine. I’d say the story is in the final stages of development, the characters …
Competitive Renovator
I’ve always had this competitive streak. In high school, I channelled it into smashing grades in every subject, including an additional maths unit that I wasn’t required to take for …
Justified Bird Punishment
They say that birds sing to attract mates, but seriously, do they expect us to believe that? There’s a gajillion birds in the world, all singing at the same time; …
Secret Frosted Paradise
Yesterday I discovered a whole new floor at my uni. So, that’s pretty exciting, because I was convinced that it only went up to the fifth floor and then boom. …
Just a Rust Heap
This internet thing is nice and all, but when are we going to be able to take physical possessions and store them in the cloud? It’s a new day! There’s …