Handbags: A History
They have a museum for ladders. They have a sanctuary for lemurs. There’s even a whole EXPO for residential lighting. When are handbags going to get their due? There’s no …
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Such Curious Goods
I never thought I’d miss my lowly quarters in the third-grade wizard barracks, but here we are. The only upgrade is that here, in this place, I get my own …
Podiatry, or Movie?
Well, there you have it. Revengers: Edamame, the grand finale to this very long chapter of the Marble Symptomatic Omniverse, in which all the characters come together to save the …
Everything in Balance
I used to be that person. Rushing around putting out fires, letting a little bit more of myself catch on fire every time until everyone else was safely doused but …
Anti-Reptile Glass
The main problem with crocodiles is how fast they can be on land. First you’re all like, “Oh, they’re just crocodiles, slow things that they are, ho-ho!” And then… bam, …
On Film
When my new subletter told me that she worked in the film industry, I was expecting a few perks… like, I don’t know, tickets to movie premieres, or perhaps Jeff …