Justified Bird Punishment
They say that birds sing to attract mates, but seriously, do they expect us to believe that? There’s a gajillion birds in the world, all singing at the same time; …
Secret Frosted Paradise
Yesterday I discovered a whole new floor at my uni. So, that’s pretty exciting, because I was convinced that it only went up to the fifth floor and then boom. …
Nice View
There’s nothing quite like a room with a view, especially when you haven’t had one for yonks. The window of my last bedroom faced out onto a vista of the …
Anti-Reptile Glass
The main problem with crocodiles is how fast they can be on land. First you’re all like, “Oh, they’re just crocodiles, slow things that they are, ho-ho!” And then… bam, …
On Film
When my new subletter told me that she worked in the film industry, I was expecting a few perks… like, I don’t know, tickets to movie premieres, or perhaps Jeff …