Nice View

There’s nothing quite like a room with a view, especially when you haven’t had one for yonks. The window of my last bedroom faced out onto a vista of the …

Anti-Reptile Glass

The main problem with crocodiles is how fast they can be on land. First you’re all like, “Oh, they’re just crocodiles, slow things that they are, ho-ho!” And then… bam, …

On Film

When my new subletter told me that she worked in the film industry, I was expecting a few perks… like, I don’t know, tickets to movie premieres, or perhaps Jeff …