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New Sage

I’ve got to have that sage-coloured joinery. And when I say I’ve got to have it, I mean I’ve got to have it. It will be the foundation of the …

Surprise!

The latest trends in offices are all about the element of surprise. That’s my hot take, anyway. This can take any number of forms, which makes sense – if there …

Pie Baby

My grandmother always wanted to have a bakery, but it never happened. This was due to make factors, not least Europe being a complete dumpster fire for the better part …

Caught On Film

How was I to know that the office had installed a security camera? If I had known, I’d 100% have found somewhere else to sleep. Rent avoidance is a good …

Traffic, for Freedom

Well, all my friends are buying houses. As a discerning person, the only thing left to do is buy a home as well…um, somehow. You’d think working full-time and also …

Just Spooky Business

What did I say? We were in human class, having a wonderful lesson about the human hierarchy, how to refer to those of a different social standing to you and …

Suddenly, Bali

They say that you should consider a tattoo for at least a year before you have it applied to your skin. I respect that rule, but also think that you …

The Dying Light

For months now I’ve been suffering from a slight creative block. The show is coming along fine. I’d say the story is in the final stages of development, the characters …

Competitive Renovator

I’ve always had this competitive streak. In high school, I channelled it into smashing grades in every subject, including an additional maths unit that I wasn’t required to take for …

Justified Bird Punishment

They say that birds sing to attract mates, but seriously, do they expect us to believe that? There’s a gajillion birds in the world, all singing at the same time; …