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Underwater Revelry

I wonder if, once we all move under the waves, we’ll have special underwater parties? I mean parties that are exclusively for people who live underwater, so we can get …

‘Tis the Season

Never thought I’d find it on the list. And yet, as I made my profile on Odd-Match and selected the drop-down box of interests, there it was: season alchemy. That …

My Inerudite Offspring

You know, sometimes I sit watching my kids, and I think…they’re morons. That doesn’t mean I love them any less, but they’re most definitely going to get horrible grades in …

Home Of Business

I swear, Terrence is going to ruin us. When we first started talking about the office overhaul, he and I seemed to be on the same page, but now I’m …

Must Solve Puzzle

Commercial power bills are the bane of my existence right now. It’s not even having to pay them – that’s a given, really. It’s the fact that they fluctuate so …

Warm Hospitality

I’ve noticed that children’s hospitals often have a lot of thought and resources put into creating an uplifting ambient environment. I don’t know what the norm is when it comes …

Rules Control Fun

People have been able to drive in Over-Botch since the very beginning, but with a notable lack of regard to the rules of the road. I guess when there’s no …

The Most Economical

There’s never been a better time to move to Antarctica, on account of the fact that my brother has just taken up playing the saxophone. Everything in life was going …

Renovations: NOT Magic

Sometimes a sitcom comes along that just changes it all – for example, the 1990s to 2000s-era series Fiends. You wouldn’t think they could carry ten whole seasons on the …